Some girls like the vampires -- s**ual simulation
Some girls like the warlocks, all rituals and incantations
Some girls like the werewolves, flirting with lycanthropy
But none of those late-night creature features
Ever did a single thing for me
Some girls like the swamp things, they say that gills have hidden uses
Some girls like the psychos, they're seeking serial abuses
Some girls like the phantoms, they want a lover clear as cellophane...
But if you wanna knock me clean off my head
Baby, better rustle up the living dead
'Cause the only guy I wanna find in my bed
Is the guy that wants to eat my brain
Some girls like the mummies -- bondage has its own appeal
Some girls like the robots, they're looking for a man of steel
Some girls like the spacemen, they go where no man's ever gone before
But all of those macho midnight monsters
Always struck me as an awful bore
Some girls like the creatures, although a**embly's required
Some girls like the madmen, they say true love should be inspired
Some girls like the hunchbacks, they're only looking for a willing slave...
But if wanna watch as I sigh and swoon
Baby, just forget about the Black Lagoon
'Cause the only guy who's ever gonna sing my tune
Is the guy who's risen from the grave
It's not an ordinary kind of kink, I know
But now that it's caught hold of me, it won't let go
My Casanova's waiting six feet below
For a girl with excavation in mind
You can call it 'necrophilia' and say it's vile
I just know I wanna do it George Romero-style;
It's a special sort of craving and I'd walk a mile
For the stiffest guy I'm likely to find
Some girls like the mutants -- I guess that they don't mind it messy
Some girls like the legends, flirting with the likes of Nessie
Some girls like the demons, they want to lay down on the dotted line
But if you wanna please me all night and day
Baby, then I know you're gonna find a way
To find the kind of fellow who just won't decay
And you know I wanna make him mine --
I'll be off of my head at the dawn of the dead
And when reason has fled, I'll take horror instead
And the only kind of guy that I want in my bed
Is the guy who wants to eat my brain!