[Verse]
I am leaving for a year
And you don't care
You don't like me like you did
When you were drunk
So I've been drinking, just to see
Why you might like me
But I am not succinct – I am a wasted liar
[Chorus]
I was a fat baby Buddha
Stuck crying in the shower
No friends to leave behind
You don't talk, you don't walk, you don't move
You don't think like you thought you could
You were a fat little prick
Stuck sighing in the shower
No friends to leave behind
I am not here to redeem myself, I'm here to stay alive
[Verse]
Morrissey would never put me on the cover of a record
I'm too big
Morrissey would never put you on the cover of a record
You're too sweet
There's a way to read without the books you lost
There's a friend who's got the one you think you want
There's a way to read without the books you sold
There's your friend who's stuck inside the body
Of the man you thought you'd never…
[Chorus]
I was a fat baby Buddha
Stuck crying in the shower
No friends to leave behind
You don't talk, you don't walk, you don't move
You don't think like you thought you could
You were a fat little prick
Stuck sighing in the shower
No friends to leave behind
I am not here to redeem myself, I'm here to stay alive
[Outro]
You lie, right?