[Verse 1]
I saw beauty. Spat in it's eye
I saw the light, and all it saw was my phlegm!
I witnessed greatness. I kicked it's teeth in
More teeth sprouted, just like the skull of a child
[Chorus]
La, da-da, da-da-da-da-da-da-da, La-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da!
La, da-da, da-da-da-da-da-da-da, La-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da!
[Verse 2]
Then it got personal. I saw my rage
I just wanted to rage, but all I got was tired!
I tried to walk to the building
But the beauty, it brittled me
I tried to talk to the waiter
But the beauty gentled me
I ran away from the security guard
Because security guards dishearten me
I said goodbye to my dignity
Said goodbye to my dignity
[Bridge]
Some days you're a member of Queen
Other days you're a Kottonmouth King!
Some days you're Emilio Estevez
Other days you're Charlie Sheen
[Solo]
[Verse 3]
Head like a hole. Tail between my legs
Some kind of love. Some kind of hate
When I made my escape, I
Found a nice hiding place
It was warm and dark
And it had teeth at the entrance
Teeth at the entrance
Teeth at the entrance to the
[Chorus]
Ca-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a, a-a-a-a-a-a-ave
La, da-da, da-da-da-da-da-da-da, La-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da!