I used to be a dead guy, now I'm a f**ing Jedi
And I've got lots of news for you, and I've got a long list of things to do
I used to dwell in the present, I used to be so hesitant
But now I've got my whole life to live, and I've got all my love to give
To all you f**ers that I hate
It's like the gift of the Magi. More like the gift of the Magi 2
You sold your soul to buy some tits. I sold my soul to grow a dick
We got to get them in van, but what if he resists?
Just kick him in the back of the f**ing head
And put him in the back of the f**ing van
It's a miracle of science
A list of betrayal and violence and it lives inside us all
And it lives inside our heart, just like a stupid f**ing tapeworm
Who can we blame?
The husband divorced his wife after she cut her hair
Because she was way less f**able and that's just unforgivable
He moved into a condo. He hung out by the pool
But he never wore a bathing suit, he just wanted to scope out the talent
If God doesn't like ugly, then God doesn't like anybody
So f** God anyway, God is obsolete. Oh, my God thinks my jokes are funny
There's no one to blame. People are just f**ing mean
Go Suns!