[Verse 1]
d**h to the ladies first, then the gentlemen
All sorts of tax-free face-lift-abortion-nervous-break-dance
Satanic girls gone wild
Truly f**ing suicidal
[Pre-Chorus][x2]
First, you try to f** it
Then, you try to eat it
If it hasn't learned your name
You'd better k** it before they see it
[Chorus]
It's arma-goddamn-mother-f**in-geddon
(f**! Eat! k**! Now do it again!)
It's arma-goddamn-mother-f**in-geddon
(f**! Eat! k**! Et cetera!)
First, you try to f** it
Then, you try to eat it
If it hasn't learned your name
You'd better k** it before they see it
It's arma-goddamn-mother-f**in-geddon
[Verse 2]
I've got a black eye of a soul
My morals in a hole
I wish I was still dead
But the TV said its just a tropical depression
Pointless intervention, legal separation
Call my dealer or my lawyer, "We've got a situation!"
[Pre-Chorus][x2]
It's arma-goddamn-mother-f**in-geddon
(f**! Eat! k**! Now do it again!)
It's arma-goddamn-mother-f**in-geddon
(f**! Eat! k**! Et cetera!)
Is it the news?
Or is it the noose?
Results may vary
Side effects are very
It's arma-goddamn-mother-f**in-geddon
[Bridge][x4]
Arma-goddamn-mother-f**in-geddon
[Chorus]