[Chorus]
Oh, my little Honda 50
She's rapid and she's nifty
She'll get you away from the guards any day
Oh, my little Honda 50
She's rapid and she's nifty
She'll do a hundred and fifty on a windy day
[Verse 1]
Well I bought her in the buy and sell in 1992
A travelling man in a caravan said, "This is the bike for you!"
He was looking for £100; Well I gave him eighty-two
Well, I took her for a spin on the Kinegad Road and by God she f**ing flew!
[Chorus]
Oh, my little Honda 50
She's rapid and she's nifty
She'll get you away from the guards any day
Oh, my little Honda 50
She's rapid and she's nifty
She'll do a hundred and fifty on a windy day
[Verse 2]
Well I drove her into Newbridge, I was looking for a couple of parts
Like alloy wheels, and nitros, and a new push bu*ton start
Then I headed down to Robertstown to drop in for a beer
Eighty-five over the bridge in f**ing second gear!
[Chorus]
Oh, my little Honda 50
She's rapid and she's nifty
She'll get you away from the guards any day
Oh, my little Honda 50
She's rapid and she's nifty
She'll do a hundred and fifty on a windy day
[Verse 3]
I was heading out from Robertstown going towards Timahoe
When I saw the guards behind me, Sargent Kelly, don't you know
I said, "Oh f**! Just my luck", and I hit the old nitro
By the time they'd hit [?] I was in Timahoe!
[Chorus]
Oh, my little Honda 50
She's rapid and she's nifty
She'll get you away from the guards any day
Oh, my little Honda 50
She's rapid and she's nifty
She'll do a hundred and fifty on a windy day