[Verse 1]
I drove my digger up to your back door last night
Started up the engine, I was finished before daylight
I'm just here on business while I make this small withdrawl
If you come back tomorrow all you'll find is a hole in the wall
[Chorus]
Oh, I've got a brand new ATM but I haven't got a pin
All these bloody bank cards, I'll throw them in the bin
Oh, I've got fifty thousand and it feels like a lottery win
Oh, I've got a brand new ATM, but I haven't got the pin
[Verse 2]
Got a couple of mates who live near Keady Town
They stole a dumper and drove all the way down
They rammed her through the bank door, puling down the bank side
In all the dust and rubble they left the cash behind
[Chorus]
Oh, I've got a brand new ATM but I haven't got a pin
All these bloody bank cards, I'll throw them in the bin
Oh, I've got fifty thousand and it feels like a lottery win
Oh, I've got a brand new ATM, but I haven't got the pin
[Verse 3]
Jimmy Joe and Johnny went to Coothill one night
With a low loader and a digger they struck before daylight
Says Jimmy there's two banks here which one will get done
Says Johnny we'll take two of them, it's two for the price of one
[Chorus]
Oh, I've got a brand new ATM but I haven't got a pin
All these bloody bank cards, I'll throw them in the bin
Oh, I've got fifty thousand and it feels like a lottery win
Oh, I've got a brand new ATM, but I haven't got the pin
[Verse 4]
Last night I was drinking in my local pub
Ran out of money asked the bar man for a sub
Says he now Seamus there's a cash machine in the hall
But when I crossed the street, all I found was a hole in the wall
[Chorus]
Oh, I've got a brand new ATM but I haven't got a pin
All these bloody bank cards, I'll throw them in the bin
Oh, I've got fifty thousand and it feels like a lottery win
Oh, I've got a brand new ATM, but I haven't got the pin