Please, may I leave the table? I don't think that I'll be able
To swallow your family values again today
Because a giant squid, he stole my wife and kid
Full story and pix, ten pence off your Weetabix, yeah, yeah Sometimes this world just drives you crazy, lately
Yeah and the smoke gets in your eyes
Run the exhaust back inside, close the window and take a ride
I've got a place to go, there's nowhere to hide on Suicide Drive Drive as fast as you can, I speed therefore I am
And no one can tell me better when I'm high
But the earth's full of holes and outer space is closed
It's mine and I'll wash it, as fast as I like it while I've got it, yeah Sometimes this world just drives you crazy, lately
Yeah and the smoke gets in your eyes
Run the exhaust back inside, close the window and take a ride
I've got a place to go, nowhere to hide on Suicide Drive Mile after mile
Super-duper, mega-hyper, choca-blocka aisles
Where do we go from here? Sometimes this world just drives you crazy, lately
Yeah and the smoke gets in your eyes
Run the exhaust back inside, close the window and take a ride
I've got a place to go, there's nowhere to hide on Suicide Drive