No dangerous animals can play in my yard No giant monsters can climb this tree I should have known that a person like you Could never be the person I need (No dangerous animals can play in my yard) And now I know I'm going to the place I like best The place I know most Where there are people who know me, people I know And people who care about the one I care No poisonous snakes can swim in my tub Only friendly dinosaurs can read my books I should have guessed that a woman like you Would be impressed with a guy like that (No dangerous animals can play in my yard) And now I know I'm going to the place I like best The place I know most Where there are people who know me, people I know
And people who care about the one I care And if I get home and nobody is around I'll jump in my car and I'll take a drive downtown And have a look at all the places old and new Then cross the bridges that will take me back to you No nasty heartache can play in my house No evil brethren can walk my street I always knew that a girl like you Would be just right for you-know-who (No dangerous animals can play in my yard) And now I know I'm going to the place I like best The place I know most Where there are people who know me, people I know And people who care about the one I care Where there are people who know me, people I know And people who care about the one I care