[Intro: Helio Sequence] Everyone knows everyone Everyone knows what everyone does It's cloudy now but that's OK Sitting around here all day [Verse 1: Scrooge Kid] I didn't need you at first When I traverse your profile it hurts Remove you from my news feed but type your name in the search Staring at pictures of you wishing I was in them makes it worse Going berserk, I'm trying to get over you I text you when I'm drunk, but you haunt me when I'm sober too If you only knew I'm on our friendship page Clicking links, reading comments and notes And on your birthday I'm commonly post The chat list says you're signed on Haven't talked for months, huh, where has the time gone Love is a time bomb, statuses of yours I click "like" on And here I thought I scored like a fight song, quite wrong Yeah, I see you with your new dude Scared you'll never speak to me again, or else I'd block you One day your eyes will open to this opportunity I feel that pillow on my head, there's no you and me [Verse 2: Scrooge Kid] And I'm not trying to blame I'm wishing things were back to how they used to be like Facebook when the interface changed I understand that you wanna keep evolving and be excellent I just miss the way that you used to send messages You tag your best friends in a post with an inside joke I'm not included, when you stopped returning my pokes I felt secluded and I knew that our relationship was changing major like a student
If I was prudent, would have heard what you were telling me I was too focused on how you brought out the best in me No jealousy, things were beautiful then You're hard to avoid with all these mutual friends I'll take a month or two off my laptop Put my iPad and smartphone under padlock Can't stop, you are a part of my existence Unfortunately deactivating my account doesn't prevent this [Bridge: Helio Sequence] There's no escaping There's nothing to escape For no good reason I think I'm gonna stay 'Cause [Verse 3: Scrooge Kid] This ain't a game, I wish it was, I'd hit reset Choose single player and press select Photo albums showing memories I recollect The timestamp's not now, I have regrets ever friending you Wall to wall of flirtation gave me half of my favorite quotations, rewarding patience Three quarters of my activities and interests Told you everything, you had me open like a dentist Campaigning for your heart, but like Dennis Kucinich I couldn't win the popular vote, but I'm not finished Minimize me like a window, now I feel diminished Feel like I'm about to pop eye, explode without the spinach I keep my browser open, just in case you change your mind Set the text alerts for when I leave the house from time to time Got a data plan so I can check the mobile app too Too bad it ain't from you