I met her at a show, strange as it seems
She struck me as a walking dichotomy
Strength of ten musclemen but more bravery
Going on, to beyond
Betty Broadbent she's a star
As courageous and built
Just like a race car
Man made mermaid in a jar
Una**uming and bizarre
Subversive super model, the girl next door
Inscriptions and encryptions is what she wore
With Betty there was so much more
To explore, can't ignore
Betty Broadbent she's a star
Decorated and built
Just like a race car
Man made mermaid in a jar
Una**uming and bizarre
She took the world by storm it's fair to say
Monstrous beauty queen who ran away
Discreetly circus freaky
Qu'est que c'est
Betty Broadbent she's a star
As courageous and built
Just like a race car
Man made mermaid in a jar
Una**uming and bizarre