Dear friends meetings, beatings, muggings,
Greetings and salutations
Ladies and German men zum wesen
Because I'm careless I'm fearless
Performing unprotected sax into an elevator shaft
That drops and dives and falls from the sky
Taking baby steps in the Lawrence Welk Ballroom
Baby steps in the Lawrence Welk Ballroom
Baby steps in the Lawrence Welk-come to the show