Let's go to Milwaukee
say hi to Mr. C.
Fonzi Potsi Richie too
Ralph's at Arnold's sniffing glue
Joanie loves Johnny Joanie
and Johnny kiss
Chachi is getting pissed
these aren't very happy days
cause nobody's getting laid
Joanie loves Johnny
now Jenny Piccolo works at the peepshow
Pinkie Tuscadero's stewed
Fonzie's all f**ed up on 'ludes
Joanie loves Johnny
Joan and John got tattoos
now they're going to inspiration
point that's where we're all shooting h**n
Joanie loves Johnny