Suzanne is getting married off in June
it'll be a perfect day
Yohannan and Jon von can duke it out
for the right to give her away
the bridegroom is a charming bloke from Scotland
he wants to be a citizen
but his friends are telling him he's buying into the patriarchal system
I never really though of Jawbreaker as the perfect wedding band
let's just hope that Martin Sprouse does not get
pissed and break his other hand
will Odell catch the poison ivy bouquet
say it's not big enough and throw it away?
will the honeymoon at Gilman Street and watch a zillion crummy bands?
will pots and pans be flying in two weeks and who has to take out the trash?
I know that they're in love who
who'll take off the gloves first and punch the other in the nose?
and what I'm wondering dude is if the marriage was approved by Maximum Rock n Roll
She's getting married [x3]