Mad at the papaer boy that little nerd
Can't throw a paper straight, the spastic twerp
Hit me in the head with the Daily Sun
Then he laughed like a maniac, the smart a** runt
Mad at the paper boy [x4]
Mad at the paper boy, I'm really not amused
Gotta wear a football helmet if I wanna read the news
He threw the morning paper in the middle of the gra**
Then he rode by on his bicycle and kicked me in the a**
OI! ARGH! HIT THE DECK!!