I got a little lisp and I've been working on my limp wrist
Women are a drag and I think I wanna be a f*ggot now
A mincing ninny a prancing fairy merry little queen
A Bruce LaBruce wet dream a nancy boy with wings
I wanna be a h*mos**ual
Shock the middle cla** take it up your punk rock a**
You rub your little thing when you see phony dykes in Penthouse magazine
So what's the difference Mr. Cream Rinse you just need a man
A beefy leather f*g to take you out in drag
Call me a f*ggot call me a bu*t loving fudge packing queer
I don't care cause it's the straight in straight edge
That makes me wanna drink a beer
And be a pansy a h*mo