There's something following us. There's something right behind us. I think I know just what it is. It's not my shadow, oh no! It's not a monster for sure! I think I'll tell you what it is. Everybody has a bottom. It's right there on your behind. It keeps us walking and standing tall. You have yours, and I've got mine. It's never far behind me, And I know it's hard to see. But I know it's always there for me. It helps keep my pants up well. It lets me sit a spell. Bottoms are like pillows for free!
Everybody has a bottom. It's right there on your behind. It keeps us walking and standing tall. You have yours, and I've got mine. There's something following us. There's something right behind us. I think I know just what it is. It's not my shadow, oh no! It's not a monster for sure! I think I'll tell you what it is. Everybody has a bottom. It's right there on your behind. It keeps us walking and standing tall. You have yours, and I've got mine. You have yours, and I've got mine.