Hey Hey Hey Alarm clock… going off Slam it… damn it Some one please turn it off Get out of bed and get dressed Rewind, out of time, never mind my aching head Running fast, late for cla**…. Hurrying, worrying, what a big pain in the a** I'm Too Cool, Too Cool for School But I need to Graduate, I Can't Wait, I Can't Wait I'm Too Cool, Too Cool for School But I need to Graduate, I Can't Wait, I Can't Wait Guys and dolls in the halls Gossiping, wandering, trying to get through it all It's too soon for homeroom Half awake, I can think of a million things I'd rather do Oh great, it's lunch break Time to eat… mystery meat… what the hell is on my plate? I'm Too Cool, Too Cool for School But I need to Graduate, I Can't Wait, I Can't Wait I'm Too Cool, Too Cool for School
But I need to Graduate, I Can't Wait, I Can't Wait There's another test on my desk But let's not forget… I'm the teacher's pet (pshyeah) I'm tardy, I'm sorry, but last night was outta sight Everybody partied OMG, I have P.E. I hate it, can't take it, I'd rather be in Chemistry Time to cram for exams Lots of books, dirty looks, I don't really give a damn I'm Too Cool, Too Cool for School But I need to Graduate, I Can't Wait, I Can't Wait I'm Too Cool, Too Cool for School But I need to Graduate, I Can't Wait, I Can't Wait I'm Too Cool, Too Cool for School But I need to Graduate, I Can't Wait, I Can't Wait I'm Too Cool, Too Cool for School But I need to Graduate, I Can't Wait, I Can't Wait Too Cool…. For School….. Too Cool…. For School