(Phone rings.)
Scotty: Hello?
Girl: Scotty!
Scotty: What are you doing?
Girl: Nothing.
Scotty: Me neither.
Girl: What should we do?
Scotty: Oh my god. Let's go to the mall.
Let's go to the mall.
You know they have it all.
(Pshyeah! Let's go to the mall.)
Let's go to the mall.
You know they have it all.
(Pshyeah! Let's go to the mall.)
I wanna go to every store.
They call me clearance-aisle who*e.
I wanna shop until I hit the floor.
Look at all the pretty boys. (Boys.)
Let's go play in K-B Toys. (Toys.)
Come on, everybody, let's make some noise! (Pshyeah!)
Look at all the fashion zombies hangin' out at Abercrombie.
Shop. (Shop.)
Until we drop. (Drop.)
Rockin' down the escalator, moshin' in the elevator.
Shop. (Shop.)
Until we drop. (Drop.)
Let's go to the mall.
You know they have it all.
(Pshyeah! Let's go to the mall.)
Let's go to the mall.
You know they have it all.
(Pshyeah! Let's go to the mall.)
Look how everybody stares.
Let's just act like we don't care.
Come on, everybody, let's build a bear!
It's time to walk around and flirt. (Flirt.)
Let's go find yourself a skirt. (Skirt.)
Come on, and make those tight pants work! (Work it!)
Gotta get some shoes.
Gotta get a new belt.
Gotta get some jeans.
Gotta get a new top.
Shop. (Shop.)
Until we drop. (Drop.)
Rockin' down the escalator, moshin' in the elevator.
Shop. (Shop.)
Until we drop. (Drop.)
Let's go to the mall.
You know they have it all.
(Pshyeah! Let's go to the mall.)
Let's go to the mall.
You know they have it all.
(Pshyeah! Let's go to the mall.)
(Phone rings.)
Scotty: Hello?
Girl: Where are you?
Scotty: I'm over here.
Girl: Where?!
Scotty: Good Lord. I'm in the food court.
Banana Republic, Guess.
Forever 21, stop it.
Meet me in the dressing room in Hot Topic. (Hot Topic.)
Everything's on sale to me.
Let's have ourselves a shopping spree.
Shop. (Shop.)
Until we drop. (Drop.)
Rockin' down the escalator, moshin' in the elevator.
Shop. (Shop.)
Until we drop. (Drop.)
Let's go to the mall.
You know they have it all.
(Pshyeah! Let's go to the mall.)
Let's go to the mall.
You know they have it all.
(Pshyeah! Let's go to the mall.)
Let's go to the mall.
You know they have it all.
(Pshyeah! Let's go to the mall.)
Let's go to the mall.
You know they have it all.
(Pshyeah! Let's go to the mall.)
Let's go to the mall.
You know they have it all.
(Pshyeah! Let's go to the mall.)
Let's go to the mall.
You know they have it all.
(Pshyeah! Let's go to the mall.)