[Intro Sample]
"I just...how did I get messed up with that b**h?"
"Cause she got a GREAT a**! And you got your head...ALL THE WAY UP IT!"
"...Jesus..."
"When I think of a**es...a woman's a**...something comes out of me"
[Scottie Pimpin]
I want to tell you about this woman I know
A beautiful woman with an angelic glow
With an a** so fat it had diabetes
With an a** so fat she was from another species
We met, and we clicked
Stayed up all night
I saw her wedding ring
She said "Out of mind, out of sight"
She had a juicy a**, and eyes so bright
It didn't take long for our genitals to fight
The pillow talk was great
She talked about her hopes and dreams and sh**
...
I talked about my dick
Love at first sight doesn't begin to describe it
Viagra, doctor? Don't bother to prescribe it
I made her cry, like the titanic
And choked her with my dick, cause I'm a romantic
Bubble bath, bubble bu*t, tug my dick
Let me eat your a**, we'll go off script
[Scottie Pimpin]
But it wasn't just s**, and crazy wild stuff
Our connection ran deeper, it was love
She had ice creams and stories and secrets
Bared our souls to each other without regrets
The s** was great but our love was the deepest
Spent all night talking, up in Seattle, sleepless
She taught me how to bowl...I taught her how to orgasm
She's hotter than Global Warming, made me blow without warning
Eating Cinnamon Toast Crunch, watching Dragon Ball Z
This vape going up my lungs, while she's going down on me
I've met a lot of girls, but none as good as her
Doing coke out her a**, everything else is a blur
Scottie and Betsy, sitting in a tree, F-U-C-K-I-N-G
[Vanilla Rice Official]
Watch you all day like the TV I left you
Don't leave me cause I just met you
I love Betsy, yea, you caught me hands red
"I hate Betsy" - that's that sh** no one ever said
You can tie me up, put a sock in my mouth
Pee on my head, you can call me Spaghetti
Spaghetti, Spaghetti, ready or not
I'm gonna love you Betsy, ready or not
[DON $TERLING]
Betsy? oh-oh Betsy?
Betsy, do you want my bing bong?
I promise, it's pretty long
Or at least above average
Or I mean, almost average (ahem)
But whatever, size doesn't matter
But if it did, your a** would be the master
Buzz buzz, you're my queen bee
Cause your tits, ain't no C
Meow meow, I k** that p**y
Frenched out, je suis ouir PUUUSSY
Trick my dick like mountain dew
Rip like rick, mount and spew
I like your a**, a** a** a**
Ass a**, a**
...a**
Penis hands, on your bu*t like undies
Eat rotten octopus, give you runsies
From your bu*t
[Griff Dog]
Big booty Betsy she's the love of my life
Her fried chicken better than any wife's
Her love, makes me feel so fine
bu*t s**, doggy style, 69
Her co*k, in my mouth
My vagina, in her mouth
I heard she was gay, but I don't care
I'll change her mind with my...penis
Her house is like...a castle
Where I stick it...in her a**hole
Sweat and semen all over the floor
When I'm done, I leave her wanting more