[Ensemble]
Here she is!
Miss Marilyn Monroe
Will she have the answers
That our readers want to know?
[Christian Borle]
From India and Pars
And from just across the pond
[Ensemble]
We have so many questions
For America's smart dumb blonde
[Katharine McPhee]
Here I am
I dropped in from the sky
For Look and Life and all the boys
From Peek and U.P.I
[Ensemble]
Please let us peek behind closed doors
[Christian Borle]
Where no one is allowed!
[Katharine McPhee]
Well I'm pretty good in private
But the truth is, I'm better in a crowd
I relate to men of so many nations
But public relations
Are my favorite kind
[Ensemble]
You're the story that we're glad we're a**igned
[Katharine McPhee]
Dealing with one man
Can lead to frustrations
But public relations
I have never declined
[Ensemble]
Cause we're the guys who'll never leave ya behind
[Katharine McPhee]
A bunch of men
With pad and pen
Is a way to have some fun
But ladies, listen to me
Confidentially?
Nothing ever beats a one on one
[Katharine McPhee and Ensemble]
Still, you can come to me
[Katharine McPhee]
For s** in quotations
So I'll use public relations
To give you a piece of my mind
[Ensemble]
Gimme, gimme
A piece of your mind
Cause the answer to a question
Is the way you're defined, like
[Christian Borle]
What do you sleep in?
[Katharine McPhee]
Well I adore Chanel No. 5 and not much more
[Christian Borle]
Any advice for a girl in the city?
[Katharine McPhee]
If you're two-faced, at least make one of them pretty
[Christian Borle]
The studio says, "lateness is your favorite crime"
[Katharine McPhee]
True, I've been on a calendar, but never on time
[Christian Borle]
So when you posed nude, your inhibitions were gone?
[Katharine McPhee]
Well, that's not quite true, I kept the radio on!
[Musical Interlude]
[Ensemble]
Yes, to chase the blues
Boys, I chase the newsboys!
Fame has plenty of perks
[Katharine McPhee]
When your life's a mess
Call the foreign press
[Christian Borle]
Be they Indian, Parisian, British
German, or Turks
[Katharine McPhee]
I am glad you crave
My best conjugations
[Katharine McPhee and Ensemble]
Yes, public relations
Is my favorite sound
[Katharine McPhee]
Cause when I'm alone
I can pick up the phone
Cause the forth estate
Is always around!
[Ensemble]
Yes, it's just good public relations!