[Verse 1]
You don't have to take the bar exam to see
What you've done is ignoramus 103
What have I got to hang my hat on
You don't have a pot to pee in
All this just to be your friend
I was there until the end
Extortion and arson, petty larceny
[Chorus]
I know you called, I know you called, I know you called
I know you called, I know you called, I know you hung up my line
Star 69
[Verse 2]
I know all about the warehouse fire
I know squirrels didn't chew the wires
3 people have my number
The other 2 were with me
I don't like to tell-tell but I'm not your patsy
This time you have gone too far with me
[Chorus]
[Verse 3]
Why'd you put your quarter down on me?
This reads like some dork inside edition hard copy
I can't be your character witness
I can't be your alibi
Doorbell rings it's the FBI
We learned Spy vs. Spy
You, my friend, are guilty as can be
[Chorus][x2]