[Verse: Steve]
It's time to wake up Stan
It's time to stand up and be a man
Be the husband that you told her you were gonna be, forever
But I can't see what's wrong with you
You got a wife, a hot one too
But if you keep on looking you won't end up together
Oh, my God, is she not hot enough for you dad?
(I can't believe that you can't see)
Those lips, hips and face
Body's all over the place, oh yeah
Damn, that's my mama
Mmm, damn, if that wasn't my mama
And Stan you know it's not fair
Why you looking at some other hoe?
When she's got the milky breasts and silky hair
Helen Keller open your eyes, you got the perfect wife
The time inside her were the best damn nine months of my life
Is she not hot enough for you dad?
Ohh, oh my God, oh my God
Now I'm thinking maybe she's just too hot for someone as blind as you