What's up? It's Pickles. Leave a message. Hey, I'm calling you back. Oooh, she's been a b**h tonight. And by b**h I mean this rain; no cab, nowhere. So I had to put on the wig, and the heels And the lashes, and take the train, to the club And you know the MTA should stand for: Mother-f**ers Touching My Ass So then I get to the club Looking like a drowned, hara**ed rat And I'm greeted, not by Miss Rose at the door But our friend, Johnny Five-O Yes honey, the NYPD shut down the party No ? for me, I don't even know what's the tea So I hope you're up girl Because we are all coming over Lock the doors, lower the blinds Fire up the smoke machine and put on your heels Cause I know exactly what we need Let's have a kiki, I wanna have a kiki Lock the doors, tight Let's have a kiki, motherf**er I'm gonna let you have it Let's have a kiki I wanna have a kiki Dive, turn, work Let's have a kiki We're gonna serve, and work and turn And h-h-honey A kiki is a party, for calming all your nerves We're spilling tea, and dishing just deserts when they deserve
And though the sun is rising, few may choose to leave So... Let's have a kiki, I wanna have a kiki Lock the doors, tight Let's have a kiki, motherf**er I'm gonna let you have it Let's have a kiki I wanna have a kiki Dive,, turn, work Let's have a kiki We're gonna serve, and work and turn And h-h-honey Oh, what a wonderful kiki This kiki is marvelous (Work it girl, very liberty, eww, you know girl We were sitting back here just having a kiki) (Kiki, so-so, we-we, no-no) (Kiki, so-so, we-we, no-no) (Kiki, so-so, we-we, no-no) (Kiki, so-so, we-we, no-no) Let's have a kiki, I wanna have a kiki Lock the doors, tight Let's have a kiki, motherf**er I'm gonna let you have it Let's have a kiki I wanna have a kiki Dive, turn, work Let's have a kiki We're gonna serve, and work and turn And h-h-honey Let's have a kiki, I wanna have a kiki Lock the doors, tight Let's have a kiki, hunty, drop her I'm gonna let you have it Let's have a kiki I wanna have a kiki Boots, turn, queen Let's have a kiki We're gonna serve, and work and turn And h-h-honey