Let's all go to the backwoods discotheque
Let's go get wrecked with a sweat yeah
If ya got a car and a kinky girl
You'll get wet right quick at the discotheque yeah
No one knows who goes to the backwood club
And rubs their nub in the sludge bugs
If you got booze and a dirty boy
You're gonna love that club in the backwoods discotheque
In the sweat set met gettin' freaky with the hot tub jets, don't fret, you're a wreck.
You a drug love bug gettin' mushy on the p**y of a big pink love slug's drug hun.
Let's be friends to the end, can we pretend even though I thought my turkey was a hen yeah
If you take d** with the thugs what you really need is hugs right now at the discotheque yeah
Let's all go to the backwoods discotheque
Let's go get wrecked with a sweat yeah
If ya got a car and a kinky girl
You'll get wet right quick at the discotheque yeah
In the sweat set met gettin' freaky with the hot tub jets, don't fret, you're a wreck.
You a drug love bug gettin' mushy on the p**y of a big pink love slug's drug hun.
I walked into that goddamn club 'n they tried pullin' my panties off, and throwin' me on the pool table.
I said 'I like playin' cards but you mothaf**as best not be playin' poker with my a**hole.'
I'm talkin' 'bout the backwoods, backwoods discotheque.
(Can you hear them calling, calling my name)
The backwoods, the backwoods discotheque.
Can you hear them calling (can you hear them calling)
Calling your name (calling your name calling your)
Can you hear them calling (Can you hear them calling)
Calling my name (calling my name, calling your calling your...)
The backwoods, the backwoods discotheque.
(...calling your calling your calling your calling your...)
The backwoods, the backwoods discotheque.
(...calling your calling your calling your calling your calling your name)