We can save our money Invest it in a camper Drive across the country And turn around again We'll decorate our camper With strings of paper lantern Hang a plastic panther On our CB antennae We putt across the country With our windshield wipers squealing There's a road-side attraction Let's pull into a few spots We can take a picture Of our Rock and Roll Camper Leaning on a palm tree Or half-way up a mountain. Part way through the tunnel We lose our reception We made it through the Rockies The sun in the sky above the water's been waiting You and for me in our Rock and Roll Camper To see the world To see the world We might see a tornado Or a flooded Baptist graveyard
Maybe in the desert We'll find a dying lizard At night beneath the kudzu The crickets screaming murder We got sand in the camper From our quest for sand dollars We try to cross the border They search us for an hour We played catch with pebbles Until they finally let us through We pull into the slow lane Our camper radio blaring "We came to take it up" In our Rock and Roll Camper Half-way through the tunnel we lose our reception We made it through the Rockies The sun in the sky above the waters been waiting And I call it's you and me versus the world Armed with just a camper and a flash-busted camera We can't go wrong. We can't go wrong.