[Intro] Here we go! Oh no! Oh no! Eek! Eek! Eek! Eek! Eek! Eek! Eek! Eek! Eek! Eek! Eek! Eek! Eek! Eek! Eek! [Verse 1] I know they're sneakin' in, creepin' in, eatin' and peein' and Keepin' me from sleepin' in the evenin's even sleepin' in Jesus, it is freakin' me out again and sometimes Out the corners of my eyes, I am even seein' them I get that old, old sinkin' feelin' again and again The wretched creatures keep on gettin' in again and again Nod to the throb of my heart, inside a darkened apartment Crawling with monsters, I gotta stop 'em [Hook] They creep in, they crawl in The creatures keep on crawlin' Pitter-patter critters scatter in the scariest way They watch me, they stalk me They know I know they've got me And I fight some back though the mice come back the very next day [Verse 2] Shut up did you see that? A little one just ran Past - did you hear that? Shut the f** up, man Dammit, man I thought I got 'em all but they're back and Crawlin' in the walls again and at the attack plan It's a fact man, I've a**embled an armory Of weapons that will get 'em, that'll keep 'em from harmin' me You seen a finer collection of d**h? Yeah I doubt that At last, science built a better mouse trap I've used spring traps, ring traps, live traps, zap traps, red traps, blue traps, f** it even glue traps
Tubes in trashcans, decoys, toys, and peppermint, poison, high-pitched noises Mouse gel, oh Hell, cheese and other baits like bread, grains, and peanut bu*ter Steel wool, filled up holes, taped up cracks, but Mickey and Minnie and friends find their way back! [Hook] [Verse 3] Blew out bulbs, all rooms now dark and Thew out all my food, now starvin' Silent night all through this house Save for the cries of a dying mouse The violent sounds of bested dwellers Whine of sonic pest repellers Scuttle, snaps, and squeaking after And my growing evil laughter I dropped a fat-a** rat in a bucket, Imma burn him later Like a lone vigilante - f** it no exterminator, hater Necklace of tails, and warpaint, and naked This is my home, you goddamn rodents will never take it Little fires flicker like a post-apocalyptic slammer I've a laser-sight mounted on a goddamn hammer I've invested days and pain, and they win all the time For this infestation rages, I've only lost my mind! [Hook] [Hook 2] They creep in, they crawl in The creatures keep on callin' As the war fought, f** I forgot an every day fact I've watched them, I've stalked them I know they know I've got them Cuz I just got a cat, and that was that - they never came back!