[Intro]
Here we go!
Oh no! Oh no!
Eek! Eek! Eek! Eek! Eek!
Eek! Eek! Eek! Eek! Eek!
Eek! Eek! Eek! Eek! Eek!
[Verse 1]
I know they're sneakin' in, creepin' in, eatin' and peein' and
Keepin' me from sleepin' in the evenin's even sleepin' in
Jesus, it is freakin' me out again and sometimes
Out the corners of my eyes, I am even seein' them
I get that old, old sinkin' feelin' again and again
The wretched creatures keep on gettin' in again and again
Nod to the throb of my heart, inside a darkened apartment
Crawling with monsters, I gotta stop 'em
[Hook]
They creep in, they crawl in
The creatures keep on crawlin'
Pitter-patter critters scatter in the scariest way
They watch me, they stalk me
They know I know they've got me
And I fight some back though the mice come back the very next day
[Verse 2]
Shut up did you see that? A little one just ran
Past - did you hear that? Shut the f** up, man
Dammit, man I thought I got 'em all but they're back and
Crawlin' in the walls again and at the attack plan
It's a fact man, I've a**embled an armory
Of weapons that will get 'em, that'll keep 'em from harmin' me
You seen a finer collection of d**h? Yeah I doubt that
At last, science built a better mouse trap
I've used spring traps, ring traps, live traps, zap traps, red traps, blue traps, f** it even glue traps
Tubes in trashcans, decoys, toys, and peppermint, poison, high-pitched noises
Mouse gel, oh Hell, cheese and other baits like bread, grains, and peanut bu*ter
Steel wool, filled up holes, taped up cracks, but Mickey and Minnie and friends find their way back!
[Hook]
[Verse 3]
Blew out bulbs, all rooms now dark and
Thew out all my food, now starvin'
Silent night all through this house
Save for the cries of a dying mouse
The violent sounds of bested dwellers
Whine of sonic pest repellers
Scuttle, snaps, and squeaking after
And my growing evil laughter
I dropped a fat-a** rat in a bucket, Imma burn him later
Like a lone vigilante - f** it no exterminator, hater
Necklace of tails, and warpaint, and naked
This is my home, you goddamn rodents will never take it
Little fires flicker like a post-apocalyptic slammer
I've a laser-sight mounted on a goddamn hammer
I've invested days and pain, and they win all the time
For this infestation rages, I've only lost my mind!
[Hook]
[Hook 2]
They creep in, they crawl in
The creatures keep on callin'
As the war fought, f** I forgot an every day fact
I've watched them, I've stalked them
I know they know I've got them
Cuz I just got a cat, and that was that - they never came back!