[Verse 1]
Oh my! Look at all you people in this room
I've been watching you file in for an hour or two
But none of you seem to see the black and purple suited fella
Sitting all alone at the bar, sipping on a Stella
'Til the soundguy steps to me and says "It's time"
That's my cue to kick some k**er rhymes
As I step up on the stage and hop into the spotlight
Flip the power switch on on my wireless mic
And go Rappity, Rappity, Rappity, Rappity, Rappity, Rappity, Rappin'
Uh, yeah that's when it first starts happenin'
Now all you acting like you want a little action, see
Macking on me tactlessly, all up on my package - please
Listen kiddies
I'm gonna break it down and make it see through
As I delegate some invitations to my green room
Who's it going to be? You? You? Maybe you?
Listen, this is what I'm gonna do
[Hook 1]
I'mma do s** to all of you
I'mma do s** to all of you
Every last one of you
I'mma do s** to all of you
I'mma do s** to everybody in this room
I'mma do s** to all of you
I'mma do s** to all of you
Every last one of you
I'mma do s** to all of you
I'mma do s** to everybody in this room
[Verse 2]
Take a moment, let this awesome promise wash across you
Just the thought of all the s** that I'mma do to you has got you all so hot and bothered
Gnawing on your bottom lips, excited
All your fantasies involving me will soon be satisfied and
I will get it started all your parts will start to tingle now
Oh my god, you are so psyched and nobody is singled out
I want to put you all inside my mouth, all of you, and swallow you
And when I say all of you, I mean ALL of you
Ladies, let's form a single file line
Maybe undress first, to save a little time
Oh and Fellas! Oh Yeah I'm talking to the dudes too
Guess who else I'mma do s** to? Here's a hint YOU
Oooh regardless of your weight or race or gender
I'mma do you! And that goes for you too, bartender!
It's an orgy and you won't attend a bigger one this year
Man - it's about to look like it's Caligula in here
[Hook 2]
When I do s** to all of you
When I do s** to all of you
Every last one of you
When I do s** to all of you
When I do s** to everybody in this room
When I do s** to all of you
When I do s** to all of you
Every last one of you
When I do s** to all of you
When I do s** to everybody in this room
[Verse 3]
And when it happens, it'll blow your mind
It'll shatter the fabric of your reality you'll find
That you were once so sweet and kind until I got you hot and naughty
I'mma do a bunch of weird stuff to your body
Oh! La-Di-Da-Di baby I'mma use the force
I'mma lock the doors, I'mma drop your drawers
Everybody's getting naked like they're Lady Godiva
Everybody's gonna wear a layer of my saliva
And I'mma going in and out of you, you're going in and out of me
Remember! Nobody do each other, keep me at the center
Of attention- did I mention what you'll get for free?
Everybody at this party's gonna get an STD!
No inhibitions, no indecision just id-driven whim
Hedonistic debauchery in every room that I'm in
Oh you know I'm so impulsive, I just roll with the flow
In fact, never mind- I've changed my mind tonight I'm going home (Peace!)
[Hook 3]
I'mma do s** to NONE of you
I'mma do s** to none of you
Not a single one of you
I'mma do s** to none of you
I'mma do s** to nobody in this room
I'mma do s** to none of you
I'mma do s** to none of you
Well maybe just one of you
I'mma do s** to none of you
I'mma do s** to nobody in this room