I was born one Monday morning
when the sun refused to shine
My mother took one look and said
That ain't no child of mine
She cried what have I done
Please forgive me mighty god
The other children cried for milk
Mine barks like a dog
I was the devil's child
I was the devil's child
A blood s**ing f**ing demon
Just running wild
The day that I was born
The gypsee woman said
With all those dirty(?) diapers
Your gonna need some more cloth pegs
Then she looked into the cradle
And her eyes they filed with fear
She said my god what have you done
I'm getting out of here
She cried the devil is born to Earth
She began to scream and shout
And everyone ignored her
And security threw her out
I was the devil's child
I was the devil's child
A blood s**ing f**ing demon
Just running wild
I grew some little fangs
Just like a little rat
I wanted blood not milk
And I got it from your cat
The virus spreads as she infected every cat around
Now everyone's a vampire in our little town
I was the devil's child
I was the devil's child
A blood s**ing f**ing demon
Just running wild
When the goverment found out
They tried to close us down
They wiped us up the map and put
And a fence around the town
The top of the exclusion zone
Guarded by men with guns
Now no one's either in or out of area 51
I was the devil's child
I was the devil's child
A blood s**ing f**ing demon
Just running wild
Here's a warning to all you women
And all you young girls to
If you have s** with Satan
A vampire will be born to you
While fences all have holes in
Where small things can get through
Now we're breeding vampire spiders
And we're sending them after you
I am the devil's child
A am the devil's child
A blood s**ing f**ing demon
Just running wild
I am the devil's child
I am the devil's child
A blood s**ing f**ing demon
Just running wild
A blood s**ing f**ing demon