[Carla]
Man, I'm loving you but you choose the big ones
The big ones, the big ones
Why does life have to be this way?
But you choose the big ones, the big ones
[Sryan]
Yeah, why do you like Shakira so much?
There are much better singers like James Blunt
Daniel Temmat is so big in the brains
He can count how many pa**engers are on the trains
Jedward are the Irish long haired legends
But now girls don't like them for some odd reason
The week flew in like time just speeded up
Baby, you ever felt that strange feeling before
I'm such a brainy little fella for this age
Spending time with the queen of hotness at the club
What would you like to order at KFC?
I would have a um plain chicken fillet burger
My friend, y'all wanna listen to Pitbull
Hey, let's go on out to get some red bull
Glucose or also known as simple sugars are bad for your teeth
If you want a bus, well call my uncle Keith
Oh!............
[Carla]
Man, I'm loving you but you choose the big ones
The big ones, the big ones
Why does life have to be this way?
But you choose the big ones, the big ones
[Sryan]
Listening to the speakers up loud all night
Look..... can't we settle this instead of a fight
Girl, try to hold up your knickers very tight
Please don't give me a fright, the sun shining bright
You wouldn't dare to bite, flying my kite
Tryna fetch my hat, sitting on the mat
Not giving a rats, spooky bats in the air
Life is unfair, don't care, need a pair of perfect ones
Would somebody just marry me? I don't like being single
I'll be waiting there for you, I am eating
Doing pakore, playing pokemon, powerfully magical
Every day's the old same thing over and over again
Going to school, tryna get the girls to notice me
Telling me how to be, but I'm just being me
Chocolate is my favourite type of candy
People say I'm very friendly
[Carla]
Man, I'm loving you but you choose the big ones
The big ones, the big ones
Why does life have to be this way?
But you choose the big ones, the big ones
Sryan so admires me
He so admires me
[Sryan]
(Yeah, cause you're pretty)
[Carla]
Aw Sryan you cutie
Ahh Sryan you cutie
[Sryan]
(Well.. yeah I mean it)
[Carla]
Man, I'm loving you but you choose the big ones
The big ones, the big ones
Why does life have to be this way?
But you choose the big ones, the big ones