I liked the way your roses grew,
I fixed your car and cleaned your shoes
When love was new
I liked your Bart Simpson tattoo,
I kissed you when you had the flu
When love was new
At the beach you buried me and kicked hot sand in my eyes,
Now I can't believe all the freakish, foolish,
silly, crazy things I did for you
When love was new
I moved that spider from your room,
I lied about being vegetarian too
When love was new
I lent my bike to your friend Sue,
I even solved you Rubik's Cube
When love was new
I let you beat me playing Super Mario II,
Now I can't believe I miss all those self-destructive,
sick, degrading things I did for you
When love was new