Time pa**ed too fast before you saw her
Then it stopped short, short on a dime
And she's so pretty, she's so pretty, she's so pretty
And you've never seen so pretty in all of your time
And then you can get the governor on the line
Or will it with all of your might
But you can't change the fact that she's a diamond, shiny diamond
And you, sir, are merely just a man
Whoa, whoa
Whoa, whoa
Men have tried since she first grew into
The golden masterpiece that she is
And whip smart and bright, bright as lightning
But they weren't ever on par with the Miss
So you can become stranded on an isle with her
And hope that she gets bored with herself
But you can't change the fact that she's a diamond, shiny diamond
And you, sir, are merely just a man
Whoa, whoa
Whoa, whoa
And there's not, not any wood, wood left for the fire, fire
Not, not any wood, wood left for the fire, fire
Hmm
And you can become stranded on an isle with her
And hope she gets bored with herself
But you can't change the fact that she's a diamond, shiny diamond
And you, sir, are merely just a man
Whoa, whoa
Whoa, whoa
Sha, la, la, la, la, la, la, la