In Manhattan if the ghouls were ever let loose
On an unsuspecting day
They'd run for cover
They'd look everywhere in every possible way
But just like in the 1984 smash hit film 'Ghostbusters'
Well I would cross the streams for you
Summon all the energy that I could muster
Unless
Of course
The Laker game was on
'Cause you're my sweet thing
And I think you're keen
I do
If you should ever have to walk in the steps of Joe
To travel to the Wamponi Woos volcano
Well I would take a sick day
And I'd swim to meet you there
We'd bathe in the orange soda
I'd put hyacinths in your hair
Unless
Of course
The Laker game was on
'Cause you're my sweet thing
And I think you're keen
I do
'Cause you're my sweet thing
And I think you're keen
I do