Girlfriend now
I have a girlfriend now
No way, no how
I get a girlfriend now
I remember it vividly, love
I've been walking erect since the moment we met
And I caught your eyes
To my surprise (Your white thighs)
Hebraic neuroses ceased to be
And angels conversing with me
The new attractive to me is divine
And even if your friends don't understand
No matter what, I'll always be your man
And even if you go, you know you'll leave me feeling grand
I'll need new contraceptives (Green eyes)
I found God when you left him (Green eyes)
Let's spend the night (Entwined)
Out on the boardwalk (In sickly summertime)
Like the yin and the yang of the Afikomen
You're the omen
That all has changed that was deranged
And even if you s** me 'til I'm sore
No matter what, I'd bleed to be your who*e
And even if the cancer grows until we explode, I'm yours
Girlfriend now
I have a girlfriend now
No way, no how
I get a girlfriend, now
Well, from here on forth, I'm yours
And even if your whisper eats my ear
Your voice shall be the only song I long to hear
And even if you fear the end our sacrament of salmon and irish beer
We'll still be here
Girlfriend now
I have a girlfriend now
No way, no how
I get a girlfriend, now
Girlfriend now (Boy, I need your love, so give it to me)
I have a girlfriend now (Boy, I need your touch, so lay it on me)
No way, no how (Boy, I need your love, I need your touch)
She's my girlfriend, now (I'm yours)