[Performed by Chris Conley]
When he said he wouldn't leave
well i punched him
broke his eye wide open
well he needed it
in a way, you see every girl i meet
just falls for him before they fall for me
and i'm sick of it
probably shouldn't have
but this feeling just came over me
yea-ha, sitting with a girl named molly
and i think she likes me
i don't want dave to f** this up
better kick him while he's down