Off top, broadcasting live from Austin, TX
It's South By South West aka The Freshness
Add Baratunde to your guest list
Cause dude's mind shines just like a necklace
You think that's ghetto? He can show you How To Be Black
He wrote a book about it, my advice…Go and read that
Today I had a seat at South By as he keynoted
Thus this rap's mainly composed of what he quoted
Or should I say hashtagged, cause those he had a lot of
But it all boils down to “Make the truth easy to swallow”
Or throw in some comedy, add some satire
Cause the truth uncut can deflate like flat tires
SaulPaul no liar, everyone seems to agree
Check the twitter page of @NPRmonkeysee
But Hey! My times up, I guess I'm through
But Mr. Thurston's last words to me, that's what I leave with you…
Bar-B-Q!