Back in the days of knights in armor There once lived a lovely charmer Swimming in the Rhine Her figure was divine She had a yen for all the sailors Fishermen and gobs and whalers She had a most immoral eye They called her Lorelei She created quite a stir And I want to be like her I want to be like that gal on the river Who sang her song to the ships pa**ing by She had the goods and how she could deliver The Lorelei She used to love in a strange kind of fashion
With lots of hey-ho-de-ho-hi-de-hi And I can guarantee I'm full of pa**ion Like the Lorelei I'm treacherous, yeah, yeah Oh, I just can't hold myself in check I'm lecherous, yeah, yeah I want to bite my initials on a sailor's neck Each affair has a kick and a wallop For what they crave, I can always supply I want to be just like that other trollop The Lorelei I want to be just like that other trollop The Lorelei