You say either And I say either You say neither And I say neither Either, either, neither, neither Let's call the whole thing off You like potatoes And I like potatoes You like tomatoes And I like tomatoes Potatoes, potatoes, tomatoes, tomatoes Let's call the whole thing off But, oh, if we call the whole thing off
Then we must part And, oh, if we ever part Then that might break my heart So it you like pajamas and I like pajamas I'll wear pajamas and give up pajamas For we know we need each other So we'd better call the calling off off Let's call the whole thing off