Science wears a new suit
To his coffee toast and eggs
But he has to skip the stairs now
Because of two broken legs
Whine whine I cannot climb
Every time's the same
I'd be more inclined to help him
If he could remember my name
And you're sad and you're sorry
Let it all out what're you waiting for?
This is your chance, be ready
I'm taking my seat oh well, O Lucky Me
Fate can't fill the dance hall
'Cause her powers have declined
But at the beauty pageant
She will always take the prize
Light light Easter white
Roll her in the dirt
When it comes time for kneeling
She'll say "You go first"
And you're sad and you're sorry
Let it all out what're you waiting for?
This is your chance, be ready
I'm taking my seat oh well, O Lucky Me
Da da diya . . .
A wise man tried to tell me
How to sugarcoat the grave
But the game is for the adults
And I don't know how to play
Oh oh where will I go?
Toss me out to sea
When the jar's all out of candy
Don't come blaming me
And you're sad and you're sorry
Let it all out what're you waiting for?
This is your chance, be ready
I'm taking my seat oh well. . .
O you're sad and you're sorry
Let it all out what're you waiting for?
Tell the whole world we're waiting
I'm taking my seat o Lucky Me
La la la la . . .