Isabelle:
Hey, I'm calling you back
Ooh, she's been a b**h tonight!
And by b**h I mean this rain
No cabs, nowhere
So I had to put on the wig, and the heels
And the lashes and the eairh
And take the train to the club
And you know the MTA should stand for Mutha touchin' my Ass
So then I get to the club lookin' like a drowned hara**ed rat
And am greeted not by Miss Rose at the door
But our friend, Johnny 5-0
Yes honey, the NYPD shut down the party!
So no fee for me!
I don't even know what's the Tea!
So I hope you're up, girl
'Cause we are all coming over
Lock the doors, lower the blinds
Fire up the smoke machine and put on your heels
'Cause I know exactly what we need!
Kurt, Rachel and Isabelle:
Let's have a kiki
Isabelle:
I wanna have a kiki!
Kurt:
Lock the doors, (Rachel: Tight!)
Kurt, Rachel and Isabelle:
Let's have a kiki, (Kurt: mother)
Isabelle:
I'm gonna let you have it
Kurt, Rachel and Isabelle:
Let's have a kiki
Isabelle:
I wanna have kiki, (Kurt: dive) (Rachel: turn) (Kurt: work)
Kurt, Rachel and Isabelle:
Let's have a kiki
Isabelle:
We're gonna serve
Kurt:
And work
Rachel:
And turn
Isabelle:
And hon-hon-honey
Kurt:
A kiki is a party for calming all your nerves
We're spilling tea and dishing just deserts one may deserve
Isabelle:
And though the sun is rising, few may choose to leave
So shade that lid and we'll all bid adieu to your ennui
Kurt, Rachel and Isabelle:
Let's have a kiki
Isabelle:
I wanna have a kiki!
Kurt:
Lock the doors, (Rachel: Tight!)
Kurt, Rachel and Isabelle:
Let's have a kiki, (Kurt: mother)
Isabelle:
I'm gonna let you have it
Kurt, Rachel and Isabelle:
Let's have a kiki
Isabelle:
I wanna have kiki, (Kurt: dive) (Rachel: turn) (Kurt: work)
Kurt, Rachel and Isabelle:
Let's have a kiki
Kurt, Rachel and Isabelle:
Let's have a kiki
Isabelle:
We're gonna serve
Kurt:
And work
Rachel:
And turn
Isabelle:
And hon-hon-honey
Rachel:
It's turkey lurkey time
Tom turkey ran away but he just came home
It's turkey lurkey time
He's really home to stay, never one to roam
Let us make a wish
And may all our wishes come true
Rachel with Kurt and Isabelle:
Turkey lurkey, loosey goosey (Kurt: Oooo)
Some for uncle Joe, some for cousin Lucy
Everybody gather 'round the table
Dig in, dinner's being served
Eat all the turkey you are able
Can't you see a partridge in a pear tree?
Climb up and bring it down for me
That's something I would like to see
Isabelle:
This kiki is marvelous!
Rachel and Kurt:
Kiki, soso
Oui, oui, non non!
Kiki, soso
Oui, oui, non non!
Kiki, soso
Oui, oui, non non!
Kiki, soso
Oui, oui, non non!
Kurt, Rachel and Isabelle:
Let's have a kiki
Isabelle:
I wanna have a kiki!
Kurt:
Lock the doors, (Rachel: Tight!)
Kurt, Rachel and Isabelle:
Let's have a kiki, (Kurt: mother)
Isabelle:
I'm gonna let you have it
Kurt, Rachel and Isabelle:
Let's have a kiki
Isabelle:
I wanna have kiki, (Kurt: dive) (Rachel: turn) (Kurt: work)
Kurt, Rachel and Isabelle:
Let's have a kiki
Kurt, Rachel and Isabelle:
Let's have a kiki
Isabelle:
We're gonna serve
Kurt:
And work
Rachel:
And turn
Isabelle:
And hon-hon-honey
Rachel, Kurt and Isabelle:
Let's have a kiki
Isabelle:
I wanna have a kiki!
Kurt:
Lock the doors (Rachel: tight!)
Rachel, Kurt and Isabelle:
Let's have a kiki, (Rachel: hunty) (Kurt: dropper)
Isabelle:
I'm gonna let you have it