[Verse 1]
That fart was quite the squirter
I'd rate that sh** a ten
I haven't cut that wet a fart
Since I don't know when
Your a** is stuck in Sitters Manor
My a** keeps fartin' on
Yes, my a** keeps a-breakin'
Each and all of your bones
[Verse 2]
You're b**hin' like a baby
Let me tell you, tiny slave
A big ol' sh**'ll be in your mouth
If you cannot behave
Yes, I'll sh** right in your eyeballs
Just to watch you blink
When it squeezes out my a**hole
Damn, that sh**'s a-gonna stink
[Verse 3]
There's a bu*tload of rich folks eatin'
Rich ol' lobster and caviar
But instead you're drinkin' a**hole juice
Smoke it like a fat cigar
From my a**, you should be cummin'
Ain't it a mighty damn sight?
Yes, my a**'ll keep a-fartin'
All f**in' day and night
[Verse 4]
Well, if I freed you from this prison
Then you'd run away and tell
My a**'d be detained for sure
You're better off in hell
Far from civilization
s**in' out my a** for weeks
That's the sh** you get
For bein' p**y and meek