Sometimes I can be perfectly sweet
Got this sugary me all stuffed up in my sleeve
And I talk of ponies and rainbows and things
And I'm just who you want me to be
But like most creatures down here on the ground
I'm composed of the elements moving around
I grow and change and I shift and I switch
And it turns out I'm actually kind of a b**h
But that only happens when I get provoked
By some piece of sh** a**hole we all sadly know
And I sit and I write while reminding you all
That mean songs are still better than going postal
And that guy's an a**hole
That girl's a b**h
Baby it's natural
No getting away from it
So sing it out with me
And then let it go
f** that guy, he's just an a**hole
I see I've surprised you with some of my words
And I know that surprises, while fun, still can hurt
And I hate to think that I've ruined the day
Of the dick and the queen of the high horse parade
But I'm sick and tired of your poisonous ways
You're a toxin
Wasting perfectly good space
And I say what I think
'Cause it's more economic
Than d** or a drink
And that guy's an a**hole
That girl's a b**h
Baby it's natural
No getting away from it
So sing it out with me
And then let it go
f** that guy, he's just an a**hole
No I won't let him in, under my skin
He's a sad sack of sh**, it's pathetic
Just a festering sore
Who will never be more than that if I don't let him
That guy's an a**hole
That girl's a b**h
Baby it's natural
No getting away from it
So sing it out with me
And then let it go
f** that guy, he's just an a**hole
'Cause that guy's an a**hole
That girl's a b**h
Baby it's natural
No getting away from it
So sing it out with me
And then let it go
f** that guy, he's just an a**hole