I let the beat drop like old people with polio
(that's actually really f**ed up)
[VERSE 1: Santa's Brother]
b**hes can't handle my sh**
They get really excited when they see my dick
My dick pays rent, and my dick pays quick
So I got a little story that'll rattle your tits
Why wasn't the chicken able to cross the road?
Because it was disabled
The doctors say I have a disease
But I find that really f**ing hard to believe
I hang dogs from trees so I can raise the ROOF
I turned around way too fast and knocked things off the shelf with my dick
Now it's really red and blue like lilo and stitch
Now it's really starting to itch, hepatitis
This beat drops like my balls at the age of twelve
My nipple shrivels up like a dehydrated elf
I shot an old man in the kneecaps
I shot an old man in the kneecaps
They call me moose knuckles
Because when I sit down, you can see my balls stick out like moose knuckles
I get diseases from the great s**
I'm coughing up blood so I'm gonna pa** the mic
[VERSE 2: Pink Guy]
b**hes can't handle my sh**
They get really excited when they see my dick
My dick pays rent, and my dick pays quick
So I got a little story that'll rattle your tits
They call me mr fancy pants, with these nasty rants
They wanna get a little mr magic man
They want a little fire from the land Japan
So I give a little hell for these f*ggots man
I shake things up like parkinson's on these f*ggots with cars and rims
Cuz we're having a blast
Like Kim Jung on his last lung bombing America son, yeah
You can't k** me, cuz Chin Chin is my lord
f** that I ain't about the peace
I'm really all about that vaginal crease
Cuz I'm done with you a**holes
You fail hard like you're missin a cla** tho
Mother f**er I will k** you
Mother f**er I will k** you
[Santa's Brother]
That was pretty mean"
[Pink Guy]
"Yeah, Well, You're pretty f**ing disgusting"