Act: 1 Half Man Half Amazing
Skit: Mad Men Don Drapers fight for success
Scene: Long Island: The Morning
I got more n***as than Django
Yeah you know how the thang go
Them hoes sweet like mangos
So I take two to tango
18 but I'm next up
Talking sloppy n***a you messed up
If its fight night get an uppercut
Get your head chopped like undercuts
The competition is dead
This verse here and obituary
These n***as mad cuz from a-z my paper stacking like dictionaries
Talking bout that trill sh** Im so UGK Im so legendary
How I stay ontop of my game you would think that my position was missionary
Wa**up?
Have you ever seen a muthaf**ing swag like this
Cash in the grip dip in the lip dont mess with yip
But the white girls stay on my hip
I dont play with this sh**
Im erasing ya clique
Gonna hit that a** hard like a ba** when it kick
If ya girl got the cake then I stay for a bit
Then Im leavin in the morning like Im late for some sh**
Im brilliant but Im kinda sure Im a connoisseur
Whatever I get familiar with is off the floor
No hesitation affiliation brings reservations
They sleeping on me Im detonating
Destined for greatness
These n***as ain't getting bank
But wanna make a statement
These n***as claiming they sick
But I ain't got the patience
I tell them keep running ya mouth before its on the pavement
They getting high on the gra** now they drizzy draking?
No disrespect but see my intellect is far from basic
Realizing the precious time that these n***as wasting
Her p**y crazy Im Micheal in the 80's
Whichever one that you care to decide to f**ing make me
I hate being complacent
I hate a planned arrangement
Im always spraying never decaying
Up in the palisade mall like this would look good as my basement
Time to be abrasive just for reasons of making a statement
I ain't playing
Skit: Advice