Some Slap & Tickle
'Cause If You Don't
Another Dick'll !
I'm A Fellow Who Likes To DRINK & SMOKE
I'm Not Politically Correct & I Like To JOKE
She Called Me 'OLIVER' Because I DRUNK
Up 'ALL OF HER' Booze
& After THAT We Had Nothing To LOSE
But My HAMMER Just Left Me SCREWED
(get it up,
stand It Up,
keep It Up,
jack It Up,)
It Used To Once HANG DOWN To The TOP Of My SHOES
but now all i've got are these limp dick blues
It Used To BE My FRIEND BREAKING All Of The RULES
but now all i've got are these limp dick blues
these limp dick blues
Some Slap & Tickle
'Cause If You Don't
Another Dick'll !
I Knew NAPOLEON When His HAIR Was NAPPY
We ONLY Called Him 'LEON' To Make His MAMA HAPPY
SHE TOLD Me That She Was AN 'AZTEC QUEEN'
& I'm An 'Ass Technician' If You Know WHAT I MEAN
I'm Pinocchio, Not A FINOCCHIO !
It Used To Once HANG DOWN To The TOP Of My SHOES
but now all i've got are these limp dick blues
It Used To BE My FRIEND BREAKING All Of The RULES
but now all i've got are these limp dick blues
these limp dick blues
Some Slap & Tickle
'Cause If You Don't
Another Dick'll !
It Used To Once HANG DOWN To The TOP Of MY SHOES
but now all i've got are these limp dick blues
MONA LISA, PLEASE Make Me A PIZZA
You BUST My BALLS & Now I Miss The BEAVER
I'm A 'WALLY' Now With A WILLY On A Blue PILL
But I Think I Need A BIGGER One STILL !
It Used To Once HANG DOWN To The TOP Of My SHOES
but now all i've got are these limp dick blues
I WORKED The STEREOTYPE UNTIL I GOT It RIGHT
but now all i've got are these limp dick blues
these limp dick blues
Some Slap & Tickle
'Cause If You Don't
Another Dick'll !
Just Slap It Up
& Wrap It Up
Just Like A Pickle
& Fantasize
To Make It Rise
It's Fickle