SAMMY J:
I'm in love with a girl and she's beautiful
She's a dew drop on a rose betwixt a new born baby's toes
I'm in love
RANDY:
I'm in love with a girl and she's beautiful
She's the sunlight through the window of a florist on a rainbow in the clouds.
SAMMY J:
She's in my heart
RANDY:
She's on my brain
BOTH:
She lives at 30 Rickets Lane, Glen Iris and she...what?
SAMMY J:
Did you say 30 Rickets Lane?
RANDY:
30 Ricketts Lane
SAMMY J:
That's where my girlfriend lives.
RANDY:
That's where my girlfriend lives.
SAMMY J:
Randy you know what this means, don't you?
BOTH:
We're dating housemates! WAYOO!!
SAMMY J:
I see her on the weekend.
RANDY:
She sees me through the week.
SAMMY J:
She works Monday to Friday.
RANDY:
On the weekends we dont speak.
SAMMY J:
Oh well that explains why I never see you there!
RANDY:
Conflicting schedules.
RANDY:
Crazy!
SAMMY J:
Cos I see Karen on the weekend.
RANDY:
And I see Karen during the week...
SAMMY J:
Sorry, what?
RANDY:
My girlfriend's name is Karen.
SAMMY J:
No, my girlfriend's name is Karen.
RANDY:
No I'm dating that Karen that....
SAMMY J:
Oh, god. Oh, god. Hang on Randy, what's Karen's house-mate's name?
RANDY:
I don't know! I don't see how that's relevant. It's Clare or Karinda or...
SAMMY J: It's like Caroline....No it's Karen!
RANDY:
It is!
SAMMY J:
They call themselves the Karen Club! Oh, my god, I was so nervous!
I nearly thought we were...Oh! Don't go there sister!
BOTH:
She's got a small tattoo of a snow leopard flying though the jungle...on her
SAMMY J:
Left
RANDY:
Right
BOTH:
Thigh
BOTH:
And she's also got a tattoo of a snow leopard flying though the jungle... on her other thigh
BOTH:
At the
SAMMY J:
Front
RANDY:
Back
BOTH:And the..
SAMMY J:
Back
RANDY:
Front
BOTH:
Of her
SAMMY J:
Right Shin
RANDY:
Left Shin
BOTH:
And her other shin
RANDY:
She has got so many snow leopard tattoos on her. Just waist down, p**y to foot. They're flying, they've got purple wings...
SAMMY J:
Maybe it's a coincidence?
RANDY:
What do you mean?
SAMMY J:
They live together maybe they do the same things together
RANDY:
Oh! Oh, okay okay! So Saturday night they're at the Karen Club
They're having a few drinks, they decide go for a walk,
They see a tattooist at a parlour, and, and and...
SAMMY J:
Two for One deal.
RANDY:
TWO FOR ONE DEAL! TWO FOR ONE DEAL!
SAMMY J:
And so they get a discount and they get the same stencil
RANDY:
It's cheaper!
Heaps of Snow Leopards!
SAMMY J:
It doesn't surprise me. My Karen, she's an out of controller
but yours is quite conservative.
RANDY:
What? my Karen is crazy! She's got that whole Yugoslavian upbringing.
SAMMY J:
No, no my Karen was born in Yugoslavia.
RANDY:
No I'm dating the Yugoslavian Karen...
SAMMY J:
Okay let's sort this out once and for all;
What is your girlfriends surname?
RANDY:
What's your girlfriend's surname?
BOTH:
Dupopnovitch!
SAMMY J:
Of course, we've got our problems
BOTH:
she told me that she's having an affair
But she's leaving him this weekend for me...
She's leaving him this weekend for me...
She's leaving him this weekend for me
Cos she gave him Hep C
That she got from a dodgy needle
when she got her thirteenth snow leopard tattoo