Sammy #1:
Sometimes I get lonely, sometimes I get down
Underneath this smile lies a miserable clown
I feel just like I'm searching for something I'll never find
If you could only hear the voices or the demons in my mind
Sammy #2:
Because I have to sing my duets on my own
Sammy #1:
Have to sing my duets on my own
Sammy #2:
Have to sing my duets on my own
It's hard to do
Sammy #1:
So hard to do
Both:
There's only one of us, not two
So hard to do, Sammy, if they only knew
Sammy #2:
Sometimes I get lonely, sometimes I get down
Sammy #1:
(Don't you be lonely any more, no need to be)
Sammy #2:
Underneath this smile lies a
Both:
Miserable clown
Sammy #2:
I feel
Both:
Just like you're searching for something you'll never find
If they could only hear the voices or the demons in my mind
Sammy #2:
Because I have to sing my duets on my own
Sammy #1:
Have to sing my duets on my own
Sammy #2:
Have to sing my duets on my own
Oh Sammy J, I love you so
Sammy #1:
That's a little bit freaky
Sammy #2:
Please promise me you'll never go
Sammy #1:
You know I'd never leave you
Both:
We will always have each other, I love you
And we will always sing my duets on my own
Sammy #2: (spoken)
I love it when you touch me.
Sammy #1: (spoken)
Dude, shut up!
Sammy #2:
I need some love like I've never needed love before
Sammy #1:
Gonna make love to you, baby
Both:
Then I go and spoil it all by saying something stupid
Sammy #2:
A whole new world
Sammy #1:
Don't you dare close your eyes
Sammy #2:
With new horizons to be seen
Sammy #1:
Hold your breath, it gets better
Both:
I'll chase them anywhere
There's time to spare
Let me share this whole new world with you
Sammy #2:
Now the song is ending, let us go back to the start
Sammy #1:
Go back to the start
Sammy #2:
Everything I knew before I
Both:
Found inside my heart
Now that we're together, nothing can tear us apart
Except a chainsaw, or a bushfire, or a dagger to the heart
Sammy #2: (spoken)'
Did you just rhyme "heart" with "heart"?
Sammy #1: (spoken)
f** off!
Sammy #2:
Oh Sammy J, I love you so
Sammy #1:
Okay, we've been through this before
Sammy #2:
Please promise me you'll never go
Sammy #1:
We've got to get out of the tent
Both:
Now it's time to say goodbye
I love you
Sammy #2:
Till the day I die
Sammy #1:
And we will al-
Sammy #2:
-ways
Sammy #1:
sing
Sammy #2:
my
Sammy #1:
du-
Sammy #2:
-ets
Sammy #1:
on
Sammy #2:
my
Sammy #1:
own