[Skit: Dr. Dre]
(Static, Channel Switching)
Damn, seems like always something with the f**ing TV
Motherf**ing cable off, sh** I'm (?)
Hey, bring me something to drink
Yeah, that motherf**ing Crazy Horse will do, that'll work
Ain't sh** on this motherf**er
Oh sh**, what the f** is this?
[Big Tittie Nickie + Snoop Dogg]
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Hey motherf**ers, welcome back to the $20 Sack Pyramid
I'm your host: motherf**ing O.G. Henny Loc
And we're back with our two final contests
Duck Motherf**ing Mouth and Bootnee Lee Farnsworth
They'll be playing for a $20 sack of indo
And a $35 gift certificate to the Compton swap meet
Alright, y'all b**hes got 30 seconds to answer 5 motherf**ing questions
Lonnie, you ready with that clock? Well let the games begin
[The D.O.C. + Samara]
Alright man. We gotta do that sh** man. We need to do this sh** right now
Alright, man, we got to do this sh**, man
Hell yeah, man, f** that the whole neighborhood is watching and everybody's watching
We can do this sh** right now
We gotta do this sh** right now, Okay. You ready?
Hell yeah man, come on!
Hey man, you ready?
I'm ready
I'm ready, let's go!
Indo! Uh, uh, Cali! Uh Buddha!
sh**, sh** I used to sell, uh, um
Hocus Pocus
Oh, things that people smoke!
Right! That's it, that's it
Oh, oh f** me in the a**
Oh, oh, uh, step to me and let me s** your dick, uh
Oh, things that Tim Dog would say
Yeah, that's it right there
Oh yeah!
Come on keep going man, hurry up!
Uh, uh, VCR's, oh, TV's and sh**
All them socks and sh**
Oh, that box in your room and sh**
Oh, oh, sh** I came up on loot!
That's it, that's it right there
Yeah, that's it come on hurry up, man, hurry up!
Uhh, En Vogue, uh, uh, Halle, Halle, Halle Berry
sh**. b**hes? Uh, bad b**hes?
Yo, uhh, your Auntie Clarisse
Oh, b**hes I wanna f**
That sh** right there, that sh**
Come on, hurry up we it's 5 seconds
Okay, Okay, oh, oh, I know D.O.C
Dre gonna do my music and sh**, uh
Snoop and me, be going to the swap meet
Oh! oh, I know that one, I know that one!
Things that n***as be saying to get the p**y!
That's it, that's it right there!
That's it, that's it!
Alright give me my motherf**ing weed b**h, give me my motherf**ing weed!
It's all right there, baby! That's a-
Get me my weed, get me my $35 to go to the motherf**in' swap meet! b**h! Uh, uh, uh, uh
I'm in the money, I'm in the money, I'm in the money, I'm in the money! Hey Snoop! Hey Bootnee!
[Snoop Dogg]
I just love that bud and that $35 certificate they done gave us
Cause we came up (?) wrong
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