Has anybody senn my megaphone?
Miss Miller, have you seen my megaphone?
Don't you be puttin' down
When I'm puttin' up,
Come off of that stuff,
You can't turn me off,
Cause you didn't turn me on.
You can't put a fire out
If it was never lit,
So what if we quit?
You can't turn me off,
Cause you didn't turn me on.
Don't be throwin' out hits arguments (Aaaah!)
That's tellin' me what to do. (Aaaah!)
I can figure it out, no doubt, (Aaaah!)
Every bit as good as you. (Aaaah!)
My water won't be turned off
When you up and go,
It's still gonna flow,
You can't turn me off,
Cause you didn't turn me on.
Girls, how about some doh-di-o-doh?
A doh-di-o-doh,
A doh-di-o-doh,
(Thank you!)
A doh-di-o-doh-doh-doooooh
A doh-di-o-doh,
A doh-di-o-doh-doh-doooooh.
Don't be throwin' out hits arguments (Aaaah!)
That's tellin' me what to do. (Aaaah!)
I can figure it out, no doubt, (Aaaah!)
Every bit as good as you. (Aaaah!)
My water won't be turned off
When you up and go,
It's still gonna flow,
You can't turn me off,
Cause you didn't turn me on.
You can't turn me off
Cause you didn't turn me on.
Doopi doo, whoo!
Pretty good without the megaphone.