[Verse 1]
Let me tell you ‘bout all of my problems, they don't seem to go
And I can't fathom conditions that are worse than my own
That's not what I want, that's not what I asked for
Next time I speak up, you better get it to me faster
I want a world where I have full control
[Pre-Chorus]
Mild inconveniences are k**ing me
It won't be long before they've ruined my day
[Chorus]
I'm getting no internet, don't want to get out of bed
I dropped my iPhone, now there's a crack in the screen
I'm a first world tragedy, it's not okay
My parent's credit card got taken away
[Verse 2]
There's nothing on Netflix that I haven't seen
And I can't reach the remote, it's too far away from me
Buffering slow, in 720p
That's not full HD, this isn't funny
Why can't my Smart TV just do what it's told?
[Pre-Chorus 2]
Mild inconveniences are k**ing me
This Warped Tour lineup is complete garbage
It wouldn't hurt to book some better bands
[Chorus]
I'm getting no internet, don't want to get out of bed
I dropped my iPhone, now there's a crack in the screen
I'm a first world tragedy, it's not okay
My parent's credit card got taken away
Got taken away
They took it away
[Bridge]
It's getting way too hot
Ditch the jacket I just bought
Now I'm freezing my own balls off
My dark, blue balls
It's getting way too hot
Ditch the jacket I just bought
Now I'm freezing my own balls off
My navy-blue, indigo balls
[Bridge 2]
I know I'm a straight white male
That doesn't mean I'm not stuck in hell
America is the place to be
Unless you live near poverty {4x}
(I got mud on my shoes, my brand new shoes {6x})
(Can't find my car keys, where the hell are my car keys?{8x})
(Too many voices, too many voices {2x})
Go!
[Chorus]
I'm getting no internet, don't want to get out of bed
I dropped my iPhone, now there's a crack in the screen
I'm a first world tragedy, it's not okay
My parent's credit card got taken away
[Outro]
I'm a first world tragedy
I'm a first world tragedy
I'm a first world tragedy
I'm a first world tragedy, it's not okay